Don't Wanna Fall in Love

[*Lore~Lowell*]

lol.....cursed with the double post.....

[[...whatsername3...]]

AHH **brushes hands furiously as to get curse away** what do I do?

[*Lore~Lowell*]

Well, dear girl, listen closely. Your life depends on it. *wraps arm around Abby's shoulder* Now, what you have to do is, you go to Africa. With me so far? Good. Now, when you get to Africa, go immediately to the southern end. And I mean WAAAAYYYYY down there. At the tip. Okay? Where you can see the ocean. When you get there, find a random spot and stick your hand into the sand. Search around for as long as you need to.

When you feel something squishy, pull your hand out. You should be holding a small, round pink object. If you watch it closely, it'll move and you'll be able to see legs suddenly unfolding and two large eyes opening. This, my friend, is called a Squirlshy. What you do with it is squeeze it as hard as you can. Ignore the sounds it'll make; it's normal. Some purple fluid will come out of its head. That's called "Buinge". Don't ask what it's for or what gland produces it; you don't want to know.

You rub the Buinge into the skin of your hands. It might smell awful for a few weeks, no matter how many times you wash them, but I assure you, the double post disease will be gone.

And you can keep the Squirlshy as a pet! ;D So, you have all that? Good! Now off you go! *pushes you onto airplane destined for Africa*




......Whoah. I got into that, didn't I?

[alewashere]

whoa...

[*Lore~Lowell*]

Yeah......lol.....

[[...whatsername3...]]

....Whoa. THAT WAS BLOODY AWESOME!!! **packs for Africa** But.. but.. that means I won't talk to you guys for like a week!



-UPDATION?!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?

[*Lore~Lowell*]

YEAH.....WHERE'S THE UPDATE?!!!!

[Aj]

OMFG! Im so pissed! ahah
I just wrote chapter 4 and i didnt save it!
NONO now i gotta rewrite it. lol
Sorry guys.

[Aj]

Ok heres Chap 4. I saved it this time! yay!
Thanks for the nice comments, and again you guys make me laugh.
I hope you all like this one. And im really sorry i didnt post any this week.

Chapter 4

Rylee’s POV

We walked to the café where Billie’s mom worked. It was a short walk… kinda. At least it felt like it, because we talked the whole way there. We had a lot in common. He was easy to talk to too.
We arrived at the café. Billie walked in and I followed. It was a small place.
Some people said hello to him. He must come here a lot.
“Do you come here a lot?” I asked.
“Yeah, to see my mom. I come by cause she’s never really home.”
“Oh, ok, cool.
We sat down in a booth. A women came up to us just about right when we had sat down.
“Hey, Billie Joe. Whose your friend.” She must be his mom. She seems nice enough.
“Oh, this is Rylee, Rylee this is my mother. Rylee just moved here yesterday.”
“Nice to meet you, Rylee.”
“You, too Mrs. Armstrong.”
“Oh, hun, don’t call me that. It makes me feel old. Just call me Ollie.”
“Okay.”
She took our orders. We both got hamburgers and French fries.
After we were done we said bye to Ollie and left.
On the walk back Billie was quiet.
I think he was nervous so something. He kept looking at me, smiling, and turning away.
He looked at me like he was gonna say something but just kept walking on.
“Rylee…?”
“Yeah, Billie?” What’s he gonna ask. He looks really serious and so damn hot. No, No don’t think about that now.
“I, I, uh… never mind.”
“You know you can tell me anything, don’t ya?”
“Ya, I know. I’ll tell you later.”
I laughed. “Ok, retard.”
“Did you just call me a retard?!?” He was acting liked he cared.
“Uh… YUP!”
“Well then, you’re gonna get it. You better fucking run.”
I started to run because Billie was chasing me. I was out of breath because of laughing so frickin hard.
He was gaining on me. When he got closer he jumped on my back, which made us both fall down, my face almost in the dirt.
He was so skinny that it didn’t hurt when we fell.
“Can you get off me now?!?”
“Ya I could but its comfy like this.” I could tell he was doing this only to bug the hell outta me.
“Well not for me it isn’t!”
“Ok, Ok, fine.”
He got off me and laid next to me. It was like we were looking at the sky.
“You have a cool mom.” I said.
“Yeah, she’s pretty damn kewl for a mom.”
“Your lucky. I wish I had a mom like her.”
“No, you don’t. I never see her. She’s never home. Always at work or with her ass of boyfriend.
“I’m sorry.”
“No, don’t be. I don’t want you to be sorry for me.”
Maybe this is what Ollie meant about not letting his charm get to me. It deffiantly was. He was perfect. You couldn’t ask for a better, more nicer friend.
“So, what should we do next?” He asked
“I don’t care as long as it does not involve you chasing me, or falling on top of me.” I laughed.
Then something really surprising happened. It just came out of the blue. I don’t think either of us knew what was happening. It was a good thing though. A really good thing.
Billie leaned over so he was once again on top of me. And then we kissed.
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OK i got a retarded question:
I thought that Billie and Mike were veggies and the just the other day i read somewhere that they said they weren't. Does anyone know the real answer??

[[...whatsername3...]]

GREAT PART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And it was longer. Yay. =)


-and yeah, I read that on GDA too, and I asked Karla, cause she is the all-knowing person, and she said they aren't. Billie just said they were one time as a joke.

[*Lore~Lowell*]

Oh.....interesting.....cool part....

[[...whatsername3...]]

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Updation??? (lol, don't worry, I'm not really don't expect you to update another time today.. lol. I just like saying "UPDATION UPDATION UPDATION" a lot. =)

[alewashere]

hey i liked this part a lot. cant wait for more!
Ale

[greendayluver]

wow thats really good you should post more plzz

[fuct69000]

dude...this is an awesome story....update?